The A-Teen

Many years ago, on a distant alien planet, a squadron of gorgeous and sexy supergirls was developed, ostensibly to act as an intergalatic police force of some kind, but in reality to fulfil the secret sexual fetish of a breast-worshipping, dangerously mad writer-cum-scientist.

Inevitably, something or other went badly wrong with the insane man's insane plot. Fighting metaphorical fire with metaphorical gasoline, he tried to cover up his mistake by framing the gorgeous and sexy supergirls one by one for a random selection of invented misdemeanours.

The heroine of these tales was once part of this squadron. Her superpowers include supersenses, superstrength, invulnerability, superspeed and superyouth (the power to retain the physical attributes of a 17-year old until the end of time.) She derives her phenomenal abilities not from the energy of differently-coloured stars but rather from the life-essence of lesser beings. Due mainly to the perversions of her developer, her preferred form of this essence is sperm. To maintain her goddess-like powers, she must ingest significant quantities of life-essence on a regular basis.

Here, in the author's own words, is how she came to be both on our planet (Earth) and available for work (for a certain price).

In 1972, a crack commando supergirl was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn't commit. This girl promptly escaped from an maximum security stockade to the Earth underground. Today, still wanted by her government, she survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find her, maybe you can hire the A-teen.

Index of Chapters

Job No. 1 "One Pint"

Job No. 2 "Perfect Timing"

Job No. 3 "Cement Boots"